Top Ten Reasons to visit Oaktown in Summer

10) All the babies come out to play. (i met harold)
9) Getting yr raft stuck in a tree after taking a wrong turn
8) Learning about new buns in ovens
7) sunburns
6) Gay pride weekend in SF
5) getting pissy
4) rich peoples' gardens
3) Gin and Tonic in the backyard
2) Secret rendezvous
1) The disgusting smell of "the beautiful lake Merritt"