Compound words: Past Time

Disclaimers: 1)Talking about your list of chores and things to do is not interesting to other people. 2)Drunken ramblings are even worse unless y're divulging embarrassing information about yourself. 3)"Whateva, I do what i want." 4)The more seriously you take me, the stupider you are, and good luck with the consequences.5) Oh, and this Azarius guy managed to sell the fuck out only days after I discovered him. Where's that big database full of funny ass stories? If you find it, let me know.





I'm sitting here drinking beer, Michelob Ultra, if you really want to know. I'm reading the most interesting shit I've found in a while.....He's Halarious
Seriously folks, it fucking great. I wanna marry a nigga......
Okay, so here I am, totally ignoring the serious shit that I need to do, and well, this will give me a chance to actually state it.
You don't want to hear this, so just copy and paste that damn ass link so that you can be entertained while I focus on some shit.

Things I need to Do:
1)Do my fucking laundry. I'm wearing the stupidest outfits. I am seriously sporting pajama pants with form fitting, thing cotton sweaters.

2)Hook my Ipod to this USB port. Why is this the only way I can charge that fucker? It's seriously driving me crazy. Obviously my laptop sucks if it takes a night to charge one fourth of a battery.

3) Make a list of chores. Seriously, I need to go to the gym in the mornings. I am least likely to meet these demands if I spend my nights hanging out in my dad's room reading blogs, and internet stalking lame-os. Seriously though, that Azerius guy is so not a lame-o. Like i said, "marry a nigga".....

4) I need to ORGANIZE.....I need to begin getting addresses and emails from friends so that I have people to harass when I'm bored. I also want to keep contact with the motherfucking motherland.


5) I need to think about packing. I don't think often. I don't really need to think about this.

5) I need to pay my bills. I haven't made a financial plan in over 2 weeks. You'd think this was extrenuous, but it's really not. I buy legos from thrift stores because they are constructed into clever, airplane-like shapes. I'm a buying mess. I buy plants, that I know I will kill, just cause they've got an unusual shape that I can marvel at for more than 40 seconds.

6) These things aren't even the sort of topics I consider while I drive home, planning my afternoon. I'm just making it up as I go along. And it distracts me. You see, i'm a non-smoker, who needs to head outside for a moment. I need a change of pace.

7) I still can't stop thinking bout that nigga.......

8) Call me racist, but i think that nigga outta be on TV. He needs his own show.

9) I'm worried that my Dad is going to come home and make me ashamed of drinking BIRU. There ain't nothing wrong with beer on a Tuesday night. Nothing.

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