Sunday, January 30, 2005

I've Gotta New Girlfriend....

and she's just great. I've known her for a very long time, but never once considered I'd ever want to date her. Though, after hearing her tireless ravings on everything from slag poetry to her gun collection, well I wondered why i hadn't already fallen in love. Last night was really cute,because though i'm majorally interested in getting right to the, well, you know, Act...she began to ramble rubbish in my ear. Mixing nursery rhymes with soft porn swedish accents, having her eyes swish back and forth, like window wipers or an excited albino. And i wondered again, why had i not fallen for her earlier? Well, i guess i can sort of guess. It's not that she's ugly, but rather that she's less pretty than she has the potential to be. Those kind of things aren't all that important to me, though. But still, it is something to be noticed. Next weekend, I'll probably go shopping for her. You know, Valentine's Day is rapidly approaching. I bet she'd like me to buy her a new outfit. She's been talking about how she's so sick of her wardrobe. To be honest, i am too. I've seen her wearing the same pairs of pants and t-shirts for the past few years. I'll be glad to get her something new. I'll probably get her something a little bit small for her size, you know, to encourage her to walk a little bit longer and faster on our afternoon excursions. I've been trying to get her in shape, not so much as I'm dissatisfied with her physical appearance, but instead that i'd like more of a rumble in the bedroom. She'd probably get angry should she know that i have written such a thing. She doesn't know of my blog, though. Hopefully she doesn't ever google my name. That's actually a bit of a worry for me, for she is so the type to do just that. I really like her and i believe she really likes me. I think that I may be her first boyfriend, since through all the years I have known her, she's never spoken of any relationships. She is highly secretive, though, so I can't really be too sure. Lately, i've been really anxious to ask her. Sometimes her behaviour seems as if she knows nothing about those unspoken rules about relationships. For example, she demands that i speak to her everyday. You know, i would probably call her everyday anyway, even if she didn't demand it. I mean, i like her company. But to have that expectation on my back, everyday, it makes me feel uncomfortable. Anyway, my point is that she doesn't employ the typical girl tactics. I sometimes wonder if I will ever miss those things. Oh yeah, and another thing, she's expects sex to be like the movies. I thank my stars that she's watches such a wide range of movies and soft porn, but it makes me doubt her experience. Anyway, i'm not complaining, I am only confused. She makes me gifts and her hands are always around me. I like, no, love that....well, for now.... but i wonder about the future. Well, anyway, I shouldn't be concerned with any of that. She's a great girl and i love to make her happy.

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