The Best Idea Ever (between 11:29-11:31pm) on a Monday Night

Sit-up/beer drinking contest simultaneous-like. It can be scored on three tiers...the volume consumption of old english, the number of abdomen crunches and the person who produces the most sweat. All these variables can be translated into some fair-seeming, calculable unit of extreme measurement. FUgnets, that's what i'll call them. "fuck fugnets....i'm drunk and stupid."---That'll be the theme....like when you say UNO in the car ride to yr Aunties' house. They all live together, those aunties do. It was determined by grammar's rules of possession.