I'd kick Yr ass for that, for sure

I refuse to let these opportunities pass me by. It's spring, time for new life, new times, new hires. Considering that we just opened a new office, it is imperative that we find some adequate help. I know that the the thing that will propel me to the top the company ladder is my sense of good timing. I'm also a go-getter who seizes like the proverbial proverbs. I took it upon myself to grab those resumes from atop the fax machine, and make a few calls. "