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Whether the Weather

It's freezing up here. No, really. I felt like a little kid all day long.

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All Hallows Eve

i'm so excited, and i just can't hide it.....i know, i know, i know, i know, i know
Me be makey makey my costume, me be makey makey my midori....

A through M vs. N through Z

Yesterday, my boss made a new rule that my associate and I split the alphabet and handle our respective files from now on. This seemed okay at first, until I noticed that A-M has a 3-2 ratio against N-Z. I counted all our piles around the office which are all separated in alphabetical order. And every pile had a similar ratio.
So naturally, i went and alerted my boss that this new system is not fair. Well, she told me that this works with every other company and though it varies, it will ultimately be even. So i accepted her word and forgot all about it until she came upstairs and put a peice of paper on my desk. This was an email from an unknown source which listed the 10 most common letters of last names. 6 of them were A-M. 4 were N-Z. I told her that even her paper supported my claim, and its just not fair.
Sure, it may seem like i'm trying to get out of having to do more work that my associate, and that's true, only i was more into trying to reach an understanding that based on observations, this would eventually be a problem. Well, i must have really pissed her off because she then made the following condescending comment
R: I guess we will see. That's just my hypothesis.
H: Ya, well, its a good thing that you weren't a math major.
R: Actually, i'm quite good at math.
H: Get back to work.

She later told my friend that I'm no mathemation and i should keep my hypotheses to myself.
And that was the moment I realized that I'm not getting paid to think.

Next Time, Gadget

God, if i could only figure out how to remove those hideous parallel lines bathed in stark, white shit. And oh, to figure out pictures.....oh what a dream.

it's not unusual.....

Many people cannot help being shy. It's not easy having things shout like hell in your head, while your head just does a little wobble in its downward motion. In fact, its one of the hardest things to do. Keeping things, always holding....not all dogs will jump from a moving car. It's not easy to recognize its all some childish game. It's not easy. Sometimes codes are the only things tolerable.

Capital T

to think you scary shutter to think bravo mystere bringer somewhere she's fast
of the nightly rain slightly mover from brain to head wearing comfort like a hat
better than words and heaven too shell fear the phone grip in the eyes closed
and know it face on a hotplate nose to mouth and well now the room
no no 13, no no 15 hands are memory and away, likely to say silly some thing
codes of empty tin fucking hothotshot growinggrow there's a laugh now hiding in my head
it really is the cutest thing i ever did see

Compromised

I just hate that if i want to make easy sidebars, i have to have this shitty template.
But then, with this Mr. Moto template, it seems more complicated to fuck with the
colors. Damn. Maybe i don't have enough patience. For Sure.

Damn the Dawn!!!!

this is harder than i thought.....there's new respect to those who can do this well.

The Heat is On

I will win this contest. I am sure of it. In competition, i strive. No more pussy ass bullshit. No more fear of loss. No more Drowning of Sorrows. No NO nO no no More.
I promise this time. I promise you. I promise me.

Pastoral Skeletal Muscular Mania

It matters not if I'm right or wrong.
You, small voice in the evening hall, you are wrong.
Loneliest shroud of bitter withdraw
It's all fascade, fascade, fascade.
You hear, she's raw.

It matters not if I heart or I sting
You broken stragg of frayish string
Cauliflower brink of deadly mislead
Its all make-believe, i believe, i believe
You here, extreme.

Pinot princess under hipster ragu
and every slithering strip of Kachu
The slanderous result of amour perdue
coming all over the slanted of You.