I can't wear yr shoes anymore, they don't fit.
Axxxxxxxxx speaking, how can i help you?
(robotic voice of a lifetime smoker describes a problem)
Please submit the changes in writing and they will be fixed.
(voice blames company, refusals)
Okay, please hold.
(voice remains speechless)
Phone rings again. Just minutes till closing, voicemail.
Incompetent: Please pick up the phone.
Axxxxxxxxx: At the moment, I cannot speak to the robot.
I: It's not a robot, it's a human being. This man is disabled.
Axxxxxxxxx: It is not a man.
I: You insensitive.....
Axxxxxxxxx: It is a woman, and i'm not retarded.
This day will not end, i fear. Ever.
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